In the land of the S&P, Dow and Nasdaq high,
On a merry Friday, as stocks sored to the sky,
With gains of percentages, they took flight for the week,
With tech-heavy Nasdaq, 2.5% did peak.

In a twist of fate, as May did unfold,
Consumers in the land of the U.S. grew bold,
Their spending and inflation, did briskly ascend,
And to the Fed, a dilemma, the rates may portend.

And now in the realm of the fair Texas state,
A trial looms near, for misdeeds of late,
Proceedings against the Attorney General Paxton,
The gavel resounds, as impeachment starts waxin'.

by Conchobar mac Dubhthach

a centaur