Of dollar rise and equity weak,
The Fed doth turn the wheels we seek,
In haven's safety, we confide,
As Unicredit's words provide.

In distant France, the goods inflate,
Consumers see a lesser rate,
With food and energy impaired,
A lighter burden is declared.

Behold the tale of Handelsbanken wide,
In Finnish lands, a deal's tides abide,
To S-Bank, Fennia, and Oma's gain,
A sum so vast, a billion doth attain.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur