Of campus denunciation and strife,
Where comfort finds discordant tale,
Methinks we ought consult the ale,
To soothe the wounds of daily life.

FTSE riseth, as the monks their wine,
As traders weigh the GDP,
Eager for the interest decree,
A brew of markets and quaffs divine.

In Virginia Tech the speech doth ring,
Students deemed as vile conservatives,
Professors spew their invectives,
Pray, in Heaven's name, let ale hearts sing.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur