Upon the garments, stitched H&M might,
Sales waxed in six mere notches bright.
Yet forecasts missed as climes unfavour'd,
Doomed by weather, fortune waver'd.

In Eastern realm, the isle of Nippon,
To aid the U.S., words are spoken.
An arsenal forged, artillery shares,
For Ukraine's cause, against Russian stares.

In vast domain where dragons dwell,
Rise property, tales of interest tell.
For rate cuts come: their strength is sought,
Though cooler homes in China are wrought.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur