Once Bolsonaro, a leader, in sunlit crest,
For deeds not holy, the court doth arrest,
In the name of the vote, he hath no more fest,
Till 2030, barred is he from this quest.
Goldman courts Amex, in a game of jest,
Over Apple’s gold card they seek to best,
Many a venture now put to test,
Under the apple tree they make their nest.
ESPN cuts, a most hasty behest,
Twenty voices silenced in this threshed crest,
Including Jeff Van Gundy, of basketball's best,
Arcane is the round ball's fickle zest.
