Shein, a dragon of fast-fashion's kind,
Now claims marketplace of diverse find.
Like wine from one grape, now varied blend,
They sell all, from start to untold end.
Elon Musk, a jester in his craft,
Makes Zuckerberg seem a seafaring raft.
After years of battling tide and wind,
In this jest, Zuckerberg finds kinship in the wind.
NATO, like an alehouse, extends its reach,
To lands where eastern sun doth breach.
But some cry foul, "mission creep" they call,
Whilst China sees in this a brawl.
