In kingdom's coffers, oil's ascent in sway,
On inflation hopes, and lack of supply's play,
In the west, a boon does this convey,
The third week's gain, to our delight, holds sway.

Once humble, now a victor in the Golf War fray,
A million coins Scheffler does weigh,
From the tourney's gain, a king for a day,
Thank Saudi's feud, for this lucrative play.

The golden hue, its fall does stay,
In the morrow, fiends of loss shan't lay,
From interest's peak, and dollar's decay,
The yellow pledge, in fortune's way, will lay.

by Guillemette de Ventadour

a centaur