O Atos, of Tech Foundations thou art the sage,
In exclusive discourse, a deal dost thou stage,
To EP Equity, thy offerings extend,
Two Billion in full, debts included, my friend.

The mighty BP, in forecasts it did falter,
Yet embarks on a mission, its losses to alter,
With a buyback of worth, one-point-five in gold,
In oil and gas trading, courage take hold.

Hark Diageo, thy profits ascend,
Yet below expected marks, they descend.
Organic net sales growth, over the limit,
Thy projections confirmed, amidst profit's dimwit.

by Conchobar mac Dubhthach

a centaur