Egypt once pledged no arms for the Bear,
Yet Kyiv's plea it doth not hear,
Just as an alehouse holding back the beer,
Thou givest not what we hold dear.

Our Zelensky, bold as a hearty stout,
Corruption he soon seeks to rout,
Firing those in power, he casts out,
A better army he aims to tout.

Attorney Weiss, with his legal brew,
Hunter Biden's case anew,
Bitter as a bishop's pew,
Is this just or politics askew?

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur