Lo, the whispers of the Nine Realms on the wind
What's News: World-Wide, where tales are oft pinned,
Praise Odin's ravens, those black-feathered spies,
Bearers of all truths, 'neath the Allfather's eyes.

What's News: Business & Finance, the mortal's quest,
Both gold and silver, in Midgard's chest.
Locked by the dwarves, in the depth of the earth,
Men toil and sweat for their material worth.

From the land of the bright, burning sun, springs a tale,
Of commanders who fell, their honor turned stale.
In the heart of Brazil, 'neath old Tupã's gaze,
Leaders seized, their misdeeds set ablaze.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur