A dog in the market, a wolf behind its guise,
Wall Street's pockets swell, under Khan's innocent eyes.
Like goats keen on clover, mergers they prize,
Through FTC's hand unintended, their wealth multiplies.
In paradise press, a tragedy unwraps,
The hare of Hawaiian Electric, caught in slumber perhaps.
Neglected pole cedars, and their unexpected collapse,
Spurred on Lahaina's burning, an avoidable mishap.
A strike in Hollywood, like snails in retreat,
Writers, studios and streamers on a common beat.
Upon the parchment a tentative feat,
Ink of higher royalty, the usage of AI to meet.
