In East's court where sun doth set, Citi's retail-wealth beset,
To British HSBC falls, so tells a seer in hallowed halls.
From land of dragon, deal takes flight, in the hush of financial night.

In Mead-Hall where the Eagle crowed, Trump in conquest stood unbow'd,
Warriors all held their peace, whilst he from criticism did cease.
In games of power they did partake, but gave the chieftain a wide lake.

Once 'gain, the Donald shirks the fray, to mirthful Michigan makes his way,
Amongst the makers of carriage and wheel, his might and mettle, he did reveal.
Whilst Biden stood in strikers' den, Trump rallied hard with working men.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur