Upon the diet maker's throne,
WeightWatchers, once so sternly known.
Proclaims no shame in corpulence be;
By Ozempic or Oprah, set free.

In realms where oil black seas unfurl,
Exxon and Pioneer whirl and twirl.
Pressure mounts on Chevron's helm,
To seek their own oil realm.

Shifts upon the factory floor,
Not to Ind's or Mex storied lore.
In China's heart, the tide doth stay,
Advantages hold strong the sway.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur