Hark! The tale of Biden, leader brave,
Now at helm in time of strife.
In lands afar, wars cease not, wave by wave,
Threatening kin and homeland life.

Gaetz, the bold, who tore the tribe asunder,
E'en amidst our grand hall's strife.
Fearless, he voices not regret nor blunder,
Midst the wreckage of political life.

Yahya Sinwar, once held by Israeli grasp,
Now a phantom adrift in night,
His deeds have set the viper's deadly clasp,
Marked for death, he faces the warrior's plight.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur