In the halls of Biden, an order so bold,
To tame unwieldy AI, so we're told,
Like ale too strong, it must be cautious pour,
Lest we all face a monstrous cyber war.

The stocks rise merry, like bubbles in brew,
Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq, all accrue,
More gold in coffer, more wine in the bowl,
Man's worldly gains doth overflow, by jowl.

Beware! The gunman shares his deadly thirst,
In Maine's drill center, ill deeds he versed,
Like poisoned wine, his threats spread fear and woe,
A dreadful venom, desiring to sow.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur