UBS hath tasted bitter brew,
Credit Suisse, a costly stew.
Swung to loss, the coffin nail,
Their balance books a mournful tale.

To Nintendo now, we raise our glass,
In profit halls they've come to pass.
Super Mario's filmic charm,
Hath kept their coffers safe from harm.

Now onto Aramco's plight,
Profits fallen, a woeful sight.
Oils price and volumes sold,
In pain of purse, the tale's retold.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur