Oh woe, whilst Israel and U.S. fear,
A Middle East conflict seems near.
With wine pithy as heathen's bier,
Pray God brings peace, our hearts to cheer.

Vodafones coffers rather pith,
Despite lower profits, keepeth faith.
With ale less stout, still maintains wraith,
Be 't the workings of Exchange's wraith.

RWE, with guidance strong,
Sees profits surge, like mead song.
Renewables potent, gains are long,
In Gods green earth, they find no wrong.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur