Chanos, fair lord of hedge fund's reign,
Finds fraud and fluff, he will not feign,
Companies overpriced, their worth buttn,
He closes shop, the gauntlet thrown.

Altman, from OpenAI cast,
For twisted words he held steadfast,
An image marred by whispered lies,
A CEO's untimely demise.

Oh TikTok, faced with crisis deep,
The world does watch and critics weep,
Pro-Palestinian content alleged,
Yet Antisemitism, scarcely hedged.

by Conchobar mac Dubhthach

a centaur