Of Stellantis and Dongfeng's venture, a tale,
Brother Arnulfus doth sing, and raise his ale,
Shares exchanged, a billion's worth in chime,
God bless their deal, may it age like fine wine.

Oh, troubled Brookfield, in their quest for seal,
A failed proposal, yet they didn't kneel,
Bullish in their pursuit to take ownership,
Yet the biggest fish ignored their courtship.

To China's iron, regulators turn their sight,
The price hath jumped, causing quite the fright,
Noble metal used in spire and pylon,
God, guide them well, in light of your scion.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur