Peltz, bold as Thor in his prime,
Strikes 'gainst Disney in a rhyme,
Refused a seat by their board's hand,
In proxy war draws lines in sand.

Two power brokers, veiled in shroud,
Their luxury by subpoenas frowned.
The Senate's court, in justice masked,
For their dark deeds these two it asked.

The mighty Penguin's roost takes a stand,
Against Iowa's censoring hand.
Filing suit in the federal hall,
To halt the bans and free the scrawl.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur