Two fronts fought, Fed bears the brunt,
With rates in plunge, investors grunt.
Next year might bear a softer sting,
For now, their hopes on high do cling.

Costly nannies from overseas,
Costly like the choicest cheese.
Bidens pitch might see their wage
Double, as the tale takes stage.

Apple's gaze now finds the East,
To India, production beast,
Rabbits swift, their factories build,
A quarter of the world fulfilled.

by Guillemette de Ventadour

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