In Wisconsian lands, the Trump kin does gain,
Where shot-cast clouds disrupt the court's refrain.
Upon assassination's heels, the gathering's blight,
Once king's peril twines with convention's night.

Bank earnings approach, JPMorgan leading,
Citigroup follows the financial tiding.
Stern lookouts eye banking system's plight,
For interest, higher-for-longer, fans the fright.

Kagame, hailed chief, cloak'd in election glory,
Landslide dissembled by Rwanda's story,
Where poverty claws and neighbours contemn,
In Congos heart, issues joust and stem.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur