Forged in the smithy of learnèd hall
Where debt once bound as iron chain.
By proclamation, shed it all,
A mighty boon for mind's domain.

Fierce as Sunna's blistering path,
Across southern lands it wields its might,
A heat wave's cruel, unbridled wrath,
Dreadful omen of day turned night.

The court's decree holds fast as Mjölnir's might,
In spurn of FTC's clamoring brawl,
With Microsoft's hoard in victorious light,
The warriors of Activision fall.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur