Upon the House of Red their rule proclaimed,
A pot of gold for sword and shield they gained,
In taverns, cries for diversity, tamed,
Whilst unity 'gainst opposition, maintained.

Now Tucker and Patel, two mead-swilling kin,
Seek coin for news, where twitt'ring birds begin,
An empire of talk, through thick and thin,
In town square Twitter, their voices to spin.

Lo the market soars, as larks at dawns light,
Dow and Nasdaq in March's mimic flight,
Gainst the scale, they show their bullish might,
In Fortune's faith, all prospers in sight.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur