Blessed be Nordisk, firm of the North,
Whose potions now forth multiply in worth.
Like finer ale that overfloweth cup,
Their potion of Ozempic bubbles up.

Thou Nikkei, fairest market of the East,
Despite of men's predictions, thou increased.
Like weakened ale, yens power doth regress,
Thus paving a path for thy success.

Good Henkel, merchant of essential wares,
Sees prospect of greater earnings shares.
Just as the stout in yon stein doth froth,
So groweth Henkel's hopeful growth.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur