In the realm of paper, a merger grand,
Smurfit Kappa and WestRock hand in hand.
With Brother Tony at the lead,
A powerhouse of wealth indeed!

'Midst the turn of the market gale,
Fallen hath the price of metal, gold, and ale.
The dollar, through the tempest tossed,
Findeth stead as the tempest's lost

From AB Foods, a prophecy of plenty,
Their pots o'erflow, from nine to twenty.
Through robust sales, they lift their voice,
To praise the Lord and rejoice!

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur