Great Amazon, akin to Thor, dost wield thy might;
In Anthropic's cause, a sum immense to fight.
Like heated steel on anvil's brink,
So doth thy fortunes with OpenAI interlink.

Pensive as Odin, markets hath their wit;
Metals slide, by monetary doubts hard hit.
As lightning rends the stormy heavens bold,
So dwindles the worth of earthly gold.

Strong as Mjolnir stays the dollar's force,
Post decisions harkening to the Fed's discourse.
By Friday's reveal, may the scales be stirred,
A weaker Euro, to a loftier dollar, lured.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur