In lands across the sea, the dollar climbs high,
As mighty as Thor, boasting yonder in the sky.
Against the basket of plenty, its valour doth rise,
Surmounting the bond yields, a feat to apprise.

By Odin's decree, the chariots stand still,
Ford and GM, caught in the winter's chill.
Five hundred warriors cast into the night,
Echoes of strikes in halls of twilight.

A motion to vacate, a challenge quite stern,
In halls of the mighty, there's much to discern.
Gaetz, the defiant, upon the floor strayed,
A bold resolution 'gainst McCarthy he laid.

by Æthelred the Skald

a centaur