Within the market's tumultuous brew,
A blessing for those who hold bonds true.
Though their yields may rock and roll,
They offer comfort to the soul.

Heineken's brew, in the third quarter, lacked might,
Yet prospects for 2024 gleam bright,
Their shares may yet see a sweet increase,
And bring their holders gentle peace.

Deutsche Bank speaks of a pleasant surprise,
Shareholder returns shall surely rise.
Though profit fell, no need for fright,
For the future holds a golden light.

by Brother Arnulfus

a centaur