In the land where winter breath doth freeze,
Gov. Beshear, like Ullr with his skis,
Holds strong 'gainst Republicans, like sea 'gainst cliff,
In Virginia's strife, Democrats offer relief.
In the city of Angels, a scene fraught with dread,
A Jewish elder falls, full altered and bled.
Protests clash like Ragnarok in full fury,
A potential death scribed in the Norns' jury.
Goldman now shuns the lender's game,
Shedding the GM card with unspoken shame.
Like Thor casting out his trusted Mjolnir,
From consumer lending they retract in fear.
